11.24.05 -Day after thanksgiving. I only strangled three turkeys this year. Better luck next year.

11.28.05 -Today I watched my sister, Michelle, beat a duck to death with a flexi-straw. It took over an hour and Michelle ended up ordering pizza instead.

12.01.05 -Died. Resurected. Same old shit

12.03.05 -Great big gobs of greasy, grimey girl guts. Great big gobs of greasy, grimey girl guts. Great big gobs of greasy, grimey girl guts. Great big gobs of greasy, grimey girl guts. Great big gobs of greasy, grimey girl guts. Great big gobs of greasy, grimey girl guts. Great big gobs of greasy, grimey girl guts. Great big gobs of greasy, grimey girl guts. Great big gobs of greasy, grimey girl guts.